Welcome to Rock*Land
Here's your Rock*Land Crew:
more or less left to right across your radio dial
(If you really can't tell Shelby from Dave, we wanna party with you.)
Ricky "The Atomic Elf" Bacchus
The Rock*Land Oath:
(not to be confused with the R*L swear)
On our honor we will do our best
To do our duty to Iggy Pop and our sound system
and to kick out the jams (muther fuckers);
To Rock other people at all times;
to keep ourselves physically impaired,
mentally twisted and morally bankrupt.
So help us, God.
(please, help us)
it's only Rock and Roll,
but we like it.
skip, we love you.