Santa to the Kingdom of the Deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well boys and girls, it's that season again where the big fella at the North Pole totes up your nices and naughties to determine if this will finally be the year you get a pony, or just another collection of ill fitting clothing you're not going to wear anyway.
So after you've bludgeoned your way through your Christmas shopping, why not come and sip some egg-nog with some folk who make everybody look nice by comparison?
10pm 'til ?
(85 Ave. A btw 5th & 6th Streets)
With your favorite nutcrackers:
Ricky (The Atomic Elf)
Shelby (The Solar Powered Sugar Plum Fairy)
Dave (The Coal-in-your-Stocking Powered Heatmiser)
Rev. Timmy (The Steam Powered Scrooge, bah-humbug)
And Jingle-Bell-Jilly behind the bar providing Spirits of Christmas Hangovers Yet to Come.
So even if you're just getting over Chanukah, gearing up for Kwanza or
just sorta hangin' around 'til Tet gets rolling, come by for some secular holiday cheer in the form of Rock and/or Roll.
We can play reindeer games until everyone has a big red nose.
(gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh are optional, but customary)
God rest ye merry gentle-skip.
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