Wednesday, December 29, 2004

"I'm a little too ugly for L.A." OML


Every Year thousands of well meaning New Yorkers stay home the night before New Years Eve under the false impression that they are “saving it up” for the big night... And every January first its the same story...

Embarrassing trips to St. Vincent's, crippled brunch plans and streets awash in the gooey consequences of unprepared stomachs.

Don’t be part of the problem, be part of the solution. RockLand offers an evening clinic specifically designed to prepare revelers of all abilities for the coming debauchery.

THURSDAY • DEC 30TH • 10pm

ROUTE 85A BAR • 85 AVE A • BTWN 5th & 6th • DOWNSTAIRS

“Staying in the night before New Years is like closing your eyes to take a punch.” dh

Finally, The RockLand crew has a Rock & Roll recommendation...

Wednesday December 29th at Arlene Grocery

10pm Erik Lee Bline (Certifiable friend of the family)

11pm CAMP(Featuring your trusted RockLand bartender Jilly)


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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Santa to the Kingdom of the Deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse, open Slayer.

Well boys and girls, it's that season again where the big fella at the North Pole totes up your nices and naughties to determine if this will finally be the year you get a pony, or just another collection of ill fitting clothing you're not going to wear anyway.

So after you've bludgeoned your way through your Christmas shopping, why not come and sip some egg-nog with some folk who make everybody look nice by comparison?

10pm 'til ?
Route 85a
(85 Ave. A btw 5th & 6th Streets)

With your favorite nutcrackers:
Ricky (The Atomic Elf)
Shelby (The Solar Powered Sugar Plum Fairy)
Dave (The Coal-in-your-Stocking Powered Heatmiser)
Rev. Timmy (The Steam Powered Scrooge, bah-humbug)

And Jingle-Bell-Jilly behind the bar providing Spirits of Christmas Hangovers Yet to Come.

So even if you're just getting over Chanukah, gearing up for Kwanza or
just sorta hangin' around 'til Tet gets rolling, come by for some secular holiday cheer in the form of Rock and/or Roll.

We can play reindeer games until everyone has a big red nose.
(gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh are optional, but customary)

God rest ye merry gentle-skip.

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