"Remember when she was prom queen?"
We sent Dave to Jamaica for a week with 3 undisclosed ladies.
We sent Rev. Timmy back to Ohio to have unspeakable surgical procedures performed AND
made him give up smoke, drink and drugs for two whole weeks.
(Here at R*L HQ we'll be paying for that one for a long time.)
We've sent Shelby & Ricky to both England and Charlottesville, Virginia.
We've even let Miss Jilly play records and have a birthday.
Now we've had to play the lipstick lesbian porn card.
So you better get your filthy, dirty, naughty pervert self down to:
sponsored by the kind folks at Rheingold Beer
at Route 85A - downstairs - 85 Ave A btw 5th/6th
10pm till we run out of Astroglide
(and we're bringin' a lot of Astroglide)
With all your favorite Rock and Roll Porn Stars:
Ricky Bacchus - Star of "The Erotic Adventures of the Atomic Elf in Latex Land"
Shelby Bacchus - Star of "Shelby Shags Shaolin" (filmed on location in fabulous, sensuous, historic Staten Island)
Dave - Star of the soon to be released "Whore of the Worlds"
Rev. Timmy James - Appearing as interested bystander #3 in "Cum-munion"
And as always, Miss Jilly dispensing divine double-D-lightful drinks for discerning depraved drunks of all description.
Absolutely Guaranteed* This week:
Wanton acts of carnality.
Shameful human depravity.
Stickiness beyond measure.
*this is not a guarantee.
Meanwhile, why not practice your onanist tendencies on these deserving websites:
The New Rock*Land Email Archive
Richard Bacchus - check out the D Gen video.
Toys in Babeland
And if you need help finding porn on the internet.
You need help.
Do not make us come get you.
It will not be fun.
Looking back at what I've written, I'm not sure why this week is different than any other.
Get in here.
if these emails are a drag, let us know and we'll cut it out.