Tuesday, March 29, 2005

"We live for just these twenty years, do we have to die for the fifty more?"

*Sorry, photos & links on this email got lost.

(We're pretty sure Ricky traded them for some beef jerky.)

Feeling old?
Don't get the music that the youngin's are grooving to?

Thinking maybe your Lifeclock is broken and won't ever start blinking?

Well Sanctuary is real at...


Sponsored by the nice folks at Rheingold Beer.

Route 85A

downstairs - 85 Ave. A btw 5th & 6th St.

This and every Thursday

From 10pm till the Sandmen are dispatched.

Spinning the Carousels is your favorite bunch of Runners:
Shelby, Dave & Rev. Timmy

(the last we saw Ricky, he was wandering around in the Ice Caverns, jumping out at people and offering them yellow sno-cones)

And of course all of your (beverage) desires will be completely taken care of by the delightful Miss Jilly.

Rock*Land RAWK Alert

C'mon out Wednesday and see some real live Rock and Roll with our friends Pete, Gina & Doug for the release of their new record "Suicide Tourist"

BANTAM's CD Release Party this Wed. night March 30th
at Rothko (116 Suffolk St. between Rivington & Delancey)

Rockets & Cars (9pm) & The Little Killers (10pm) BANTAM at (11pm)

We are taking attendance, and it does count toward your grade.

Some other R*L friends on the web:

Slip of a Girl - when good punks come in small packages.

8-track Heaven - We're still trying to figure out how to hook one up to the DJ rig.

Rock*Land on Flickr - DJ Dave's excellent and entertaining collection of L.E.S. pics and all your favorite R*L flyers.

So get out of that Domed City of yours and come on by.
It may take us a while to get the Hallucimill working, and we're gonna need someone to be first.

We're trying out some new email with html (ie: purty pictures & links & such) in it so let us know if you like it or not.

Logan 5, we love you.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

"Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!"

This week we have a rare and special treat with Mike Jay burning up the mixers at midnight.

So Stop, Drop and Roll on by...

Route 85a

downstairs, 85 Ave A, btw 5th & 6th St.

from 10pm till we're all out of bottle-rockets

In attendance will be most of the usual pyromaniacs: Shelby, Dave & Rev. Timmy spinning, with Miss Jilly dispensing all varieties of inflammable (that is, flammable) liquids.

If you really, really wanna see Ricky, or live in British Midlands anyway, head on down to the Queen's Hall in Nuneaton
and catch up with Madjuana as well. (that's 75 Queens Road, Nuneaton, Warwickshire, UK, Earth, Milky Way, Universe).

Special Rawk Notice:
Our good friends BANTAM will be holding a party for the release of their new disc "Suicide Tourist"

next Wed, 30 March at


116 Suffolk St. (btw Delancy & Rivington)

along with The Little Killers and Rockets & Cars

starting at 9:00.

Until we see you, why not get your modem smokin' with this stuff:

Your favorite Rock*Land flyers-

Ricky's Site-

Mad Juana's Site-

Bantam's Site-

The Nuneaton and Bedworth Borough Council Web Site -

And remember kids:
Always start a small fire, 'cause it's real easy to make them bigger.

(In fact, they often get bigger all on their own.)

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

"Take a look where you're livin'... You got the Army on your street."

In celebration of the home island of Phil Lynott, Van Morrison, Gary Moore, the Stiff Little Fingers and that annoying guy from the "Lucky Charms Cereal " Box, (ok, and those U2 fellas, happy?) we are offering a very special:

with special guest DJ Saint Patrick "Paddy Boom" coming on at midnight.

Happy Hour goes 'till 10 pm (that's 2 for 1 well drinks, beer and wine, for those of you who are felling Scotch-Irish)

Half price ($3) Guinness Pints and Ithaca Pale Ale All Night

$3 Erin-go-blind Shots to help you get that nice green complexion.

So come on over to Route 85a (just off the Rocky Road to Dublin)
Downstairs, 85 Ave. A between 5th & 6th Streets.
Thursday 10pm 'till everyone gets so drunk they think they're a policeman.

With the usual leprecauns:

- The Electric Leprecaun

- The Lovely Lady Leprecaun

- The Least Irish AND Tallest Leprecaun

Rev. Timmy
- Voted the Rock*Land DJ most likely to blow up the London Stock Exchange, 3 years running.

And of course that donny lass: Miss Jilly, distributing the very beverages that have kept the Irish from ruling the world all this time.
(ask her nice and maybe she'll show you her pot o'gold)

Check previous Rock*Land Flyers and Pics:

It's gonna be a big night, so might want to warm up Wednesday night at:
Mickey's Blue Room
171 Ave. C btw 10th & 11th St.
with solo acoustical music from
John Kopf at 10pm
Rev. Timmy at 10:30
Richard Bacchus at 11:15
(his last local show before he's off to England with Madjuana)

By the Saints, you're not going to try and stay sober, are you?

Oh, and what's Lemmy O'Kilmister have to do with Saint Patrick's Day?
Anything he wants.

And if you don't like it, we'll smash a bottle and put the sharp part right where all the noise come out of your head.


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