Wednesday, April 13, 2005

"Good luck, you're on your own..." -BANTAM

Tired of rooting around in last year's garbage for some teeny piece of paper to give your accountant?

Wishing you hadn't made fancy reservations for Arbor Day before you heroin addict/vegan soul mate sold all your CD's and footwear?

Looking forward to that short, peaceful time between the Rapture and Armageddon when no one cares who the hell you marry?

Well, we can't help with that at...

Rock*Land
With Special Guest DJ Gina from BANTAM scheduled to appear at midnite:

http://www.bantamnyc.com/
Lovingly sponsored by the kind folks at Rheingold Beer

at Route 85A - downstairs - 85 Ave A btw 5th/6th

10pm till all the Christians are gone.


With your favorite four horsemen of the Rockpocalypse:

Ricky

http://homepage.mac.com/rickybacchus/Menu8.html

Shelby
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/pages/details/4088.htm
Dave

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockland

Rev. Timmy

http://www.revtimmyjames.com


And of course Miss Jilly, with libations and drink specials to soothe the brimstone and hellfire.


Our Rock*Land buddy Catherine "Slip of a Girl" Whyte will be performing from 9-9:30pm Tues for:

Listen: NYC Unites For Sexual Assault Awareness

http://www.nycagainstrape.org/saam.html


Sorry if this week's email is kind of a bring down.

It's been a tough week.
Finish your taxes.
Happy Arbor Day
http://www.arborday.org/
Oh, and Up Yours, Daddy-o.



ckwwly

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

"Take your protein pills and put your helmet on."

Has it been a year already?

In honor of our dear friend Tom Vaught's Birthday we have declared:


Vaught*Land
Sponsored by the nice folks at Rheingold Beer.
Route 85A
downstairs - 85 Ave. A btw 5th & 6th St.
This and every Thursday
From 10pm till the Mules come home.

Winding up the gramophones for you is the usual bunch of hopped up dipsomaniacs:
Ricky - Celebrating his triumphant return from his tour across the sea.
Shelby - Celebrating Ricky's triumphant return from his tour across the sea.
Dave - Celebrating the successful delivery of yet another chicken-parm sandwich.
Rev. Timmy - Celebrating yet another daylight savings "spring forward" without succumbing to vertigo (too badly).

And of course Miss Jilly, dispensing all legal spirited beverages with panache and aplomb.

Also, why not get warmed up with Ricky and Madjuana at
Otto's Shrunken Head
538 E 14th St. at Ave B.
10pm Tonight (Wed)

Some web stuff:
Ricky
http://homepage.mac.com/rickybacchus/Menu8.html

Rock*Land Pics and Flyers
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rockland

Tom Vaught's Web Site (Sorta)
http://www.gothamist.com/interview/archives/2004/03/29/tom_vaught_bartendervoiceover_artist.php

The Site that Tom would send you to if he could
http://www.trains.com/maghomepage/maghomepage.asp?idMagazine=2

Mr. Vaught is scheduled to appear late in the evening.
And remember...
He's full of MOXIE!


tom, we love you
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