"we come into your town, we help you party down..."
Well the word came down to all us weirdo, pinko, faggot alcoholics at R*LHQ that we had to "get right with God" and start doing things in the "American Way".
So with an eye toward avoiding "enemy combatant" status and having all of our MC5 records flushed down a latrine in Gitmo we proffer these U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act Approved celebratory activities for the coming 4th of July Weekend.
Hit a French person. (Hit'em with a banjo for patriotic bonus points.)
Drive a car with a really big engine really fast in a straight line.
Tie some sort of colored ribbon around something to show your support for something.
(You'll never guess what color Ricky used, or what he tied it around, or what he's supporting.)
Listen to some real American Rock and Roll (like the Rolling Stones) at:
sponsored by the kind folks at Rheingold Beer
at Route 85A - downstairs - 85 Ave A btw 5th/6th
10pm till there's proof through the night that our flag is still there.
Dave found some decidedly un-American (or maybe all-too-American) behavior here:
Lots of R*L Minuteman drills this week:
(you should get out of the house and get to work on your base tan.)
Niagara 112 Ave A, SE corner @ 7th St
(in the basement tiki bar)
WED JUNE 29th (holy crap, that's tonight!)
9pm - John Kopf
10pm - Richard Bacchus
Micky's Blue Room 171 Ave C, bet 10th & 11th Sts
FRI JULY 1st
9pm - The Reverend Timmy James in his triumphant single kidney comeback.
9:30 - The aforementioned Richard Bacchus
10:00- Best of Rock*Land Buddies and Batting Cleanup in the Ghost Boyz lineup: Mad Juana!
Then on Monday, July 4th after the fireworks (10pm or so) it's all back to Route 85A for grillin' and chillin'!
This could be your only chance to see a planned fire at Rock*Land all summer.
So saddle up and head on down
to the land of the freaks
and the home of depraved.
if these emails are a drag, you are an affront to everything our founding fathers fought for and you'll make baby Elvis cry.
Oh, and the terrorists win.
Yeah, that's it.